Sorry Sancho, I'm sold out.
I was hanging around downtown with my good buddy, Mark Dice. After an afternoon of trying to give away free 10 ounce silver bars (and failing miserably,) we decided we would try selling my proprietary brew. After explaining to the folks just how much Hillary Clinton loved it and that Al Gore said it would stop global-warming, I sold the whole lot in just a few minutes. I guess Joseph Goebbels was right, tell a big enough lie often enough and people will believe anything.